Jewish Lovemaking Technique
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 12 Jun 100 16:29:18 -0700
Subject: Jewish Lovemaking Technique
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During lunch at the United Nations coffeeshop, three men are discussing
their previous night's lovemaking.
The Italian subconsul says, "My wife, I'ma rub her all over witha fine
olive oil, then we make wonderful love. She scream for fiva minutes."
The French attache says, "I smooth zee sweet clarified butter on my wife's
body, zen we made zee passionate love. She screamed for half an hour!"
The counterman (a Jew) says, "That's nothin'. Last night I covered my
wife's body with schmaltz. We made love and she screamed for 6 hours."
The others say, "Six hours? How did you make her scream for six hours?"
He shrugs. "I wiped my hands on the drapes."
© 2000 Peter Langston