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The Comedian's-eye View of 06/22/00

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Excerpted-from: 06/22/00 -- ShopTalk

                         Thursday June 22, 2000

	"I don't believe in the Republican party or the Democratic party.
	 I just believe in parties."

		- Samantha (Kim Cattrall),
		  to fellow partygoer on 'Sex and the City'


A two-year-old girl survived a nine-story plummet from the window of an
apartment block in Russia.  Police said the exact cause of the accident
was not yet known, although their chief suspect is gravity.  (Guy Nicolucci

Doctors said the girl was essentially unharmed because she landed on the
shrubs, dense grass and pile of unconscious drunks that surrounds every
building in Russia. (Nicolucci)

Prince William turned 18 today.  And coinciding with his birthday, rumors
surfaced today of a video tape of the future king having hot steamy sex
with a quote "young lady of quality."  Asked to comment, Prince William
said he didn't want to be involved in the steamy hot sex photo scandal,
but it was his turn. (Steve Voldseth)

William told the press he would spend his birthday studying for his exams
because good grades are so important when applying for the job of heir to
the throne of England. (Nicolucci)

A New Jersey man drove his sports car into a Starbucks pinning a customer
against a wall.  Police place the odds of an automobile crashing into a
Starbucks coffee shop at roughly 1 in 1. (Voldseth)

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