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20 Sep
The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 20 Sep 100 10:33:09 -0700
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Subject: The Good, the Bad and the Ugly

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1.  Good:   Your wife is pregnant.
     Bad:   It's triplets.
    Ugly:   You had a vasectomy five years ago.

2.  Good:   Your wife's not talking to you.
     Bad:   She wants a divorce.
    Ugly:   She's a lawyer.

3.  Good:   Your husband understands fashion.
     Bad:   He's a cross-dresser.
    Ugly:   He looks better than you.

4.  Good:   Your son is finally maturing.
     Bad:   He's involved with the woman next door.
    Ugly:   So are you.

5.  Good:   Your son studies a lot in his room.
     Bad:   You find several porn movies hidden there.
    Ugly:   You're in them.

6.  Good:   The postman's early.
     Bad:   He's wearing fatigues and carrying a shotgun.
    Ugly:   You gave him nothing for Christmas.

7.  Good:   Your daughter got a new job.
      Bad:  As a hooker.
     Ugly:  Your coworkers are her best clients.
 Way ugly:  She makes more money than you do.

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