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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 3 Oct 100 12:18:37 -0700
Subject: Planning Ahead...
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A woman arranged to have her portrait painted. She told the artist, "Paint
me with diamond rings, a diamond necklace, emerald bracelets, a ruby broach,
and a gold Rolex." "But you are not wearing any of those things," he
replied. "I know," she said, "It's in case I should die before my husband.
I'm sure he will remarry right away, and I want his new wife to go crazy
looking for the jewelry."
© 2000 Peter Langston