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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Tue, 10 Oct 100 19:48:08 -0700
Subject: The Frog
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A kindergarten teacher had a pupil tell her he had found a frog. She
inquired as to whether it was alive or dead.
"Dead," she was informed.
"How do you know?" she asked.
"Because I pissed in his ear," said the child innocently.
"You did WHAT?" squealed the teacher in surprise.
"You know," explained the boy, "I leaned over and went 'Pssst' but he didn't
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