A Trip Down Memory Lane
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 30 Oct 100 11:28:07 -0800
Subject: A Trip Down Memory Lane
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Two old folks are taking a trip down memory lane. Sitting at a cafe, the
little old man says, "Remember when we met here for lunch, 50 years ago?
We left this cafe, went round the corner behind the gas works, and I gave
you one from behind."
"Why yes, I remember it well, dear," replies the little old lady with
"Well, for old time's sake, let's go there again!"
The two pay their bill and leave the cafe. A young man sitting next
to them has overheard the conversation and smiles to himself, thinking it
would be amusing to see them at it, and follows them. Sure enough, he sees
them kissing, and the little old lady pulls off her panties and lifts up
The old man pulls down his pants and grabs his wife's hips, and she
reaches for the fence. Well, what follows is 10 minutes of the most athletic
sex the young man has ever seen. The little old man is banging away at the
little old woman at a pace that can only be described as frantic. Limbs
are flying everywhere, the movement is a blur, and they do not stop for a
single second. Finally, they collapse on the ground looking like they might
never move again.
The watcher is stunned. Never in his life has he ever seen anything
that equates to this -- not in the movies, not from his friends, not from
his own experiences. He says to himself, "I have to know their secret. If
I could shag like that now, let alone in 50 years' time!"
The old couple have by this time recovered and dressed themselves.
Plucking up courage, the man approaches the man. "Sir, in all my life I
have never seen anybody have sex like that, and at your age! What's your
secret? Did you have sex like that 50 years ago?"
The old man's eyes are grim and his jaw is clenched. "Son, 50 years
ago, that fence wasn't electrified."
© 2000 Peter Langston