Getting To Know You...
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Thu, 2 Nov 100 13:25:32 -0800
Subject: Getting To Know You...
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A man met a beautiful woman and he decided he wanted to marry her right
away. She said, "I like you, but we don't know anything about each other!"
He said, "That's all right; we'll learn about each other as we go along."
After much convincing, she consented, and they were married. They went
on a honeymoon to a very nice resort. One morning they were laying by the
pool, when he got up off of his towel, climbed up to the 10 Meter board
and did a two and a half tuck gainer followed by a three rotations in
jackknife position, whereupon he straightened out and cut the water like
a knife. He came back and lay down on the towel.
She said," Wow! That was incredible!" He said, "I used to be an
Olympic diving champion. You see, I told you we'd learn more about
ourselves as we went along." So she got up, jumped in the pool, and started
doing laps. After about thirty laps she climbed back out and lay down on
her towel hardly out of breath.
He said, "That was really incredible! Were you an Olympic endurance
swimmer?" "No," she said, "I was a hooker in Davenport, Iowa ... and I
worked both sides of the river."
© 2000 Peter Langston