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6 Dec
The Christmas Story

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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed,  6 Dec 100 14:26:32 -0800
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	The Three Wise Ones

What would have happened if it had been the three Wise Women instead of
the three Wise Men?

You can bet they would have asked directions, arrived on time, helped
deliver the baby, cleaned the stable, made a casserole, and brought
practical gifts.  However, what would they have said when they left?
Here are some possible comments:

"Did you see the sandals Mary was wearing with that gown?"

"That baby doesn't look anything like Joseph!"

"I heard that Joseph isn't even working right now!"

"Want to bet how long it will take to get your casserole dish back?"

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