So THAT Explains It!
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Mon, 11 Dec 100 11:48:43 -0800
Subject: So THAT Explains It!
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This explains a lot of things...
When he was 2 years old,
he fell out of a second story window and fractured his skull.
When he was 6 years old,
he mistakenly drank boric acid.
When he was 9 years old,
he fell over a small cliff and broke his leg.
When he was 11 years old,
he contracted measles and was in a coma for nine days.
When he was 14 years old,
he broke his arm when he caught it in a carriage door.
When he was 19 years old,
he was struck on the head by a falling brick.
When he was 23 years old,
he almost died from the effects of tainted wine.
When he was 29 years old,
Adolph Sax invented the saxophone.
© 2000 Peter Langston