Luke! I am Father Christmas!
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From: Peter Langston <psl>
Date: Wed, 20 Dec 100 00:30:44 -0800
Subject: Luke! I am Father Christmas!
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It's the classic fight between good and evil, an epic battle between Darth
Vader and Luke Skywalker. Suddenly, Darth Vader pulls Luke to him, and
says, in a hoarse whisper: "I know what you're getting for Christmas!"
Luke exclaims "NO!!!"
"It's true, Luke. [breathe] I *know* what you're getting for Christmas!"
Luke tries to ignore this, but can't: "How could you know this?!"
Vader replies, "I felt your presents."
© 2000 Peter Langston